Friday, April 22, 2005
Not sure about reality anymore
I think i might have died and am in some weird quantum state where the universe reorders itself around me to be as weird as possible.
I saw a personal ad online and the girl looked kind of pretty. I answered it and said hi and all that, she wrote back and said hi and i sent her my pic. She had a yahoo account so i went and looked at her profile.
She looked kind of familiar but i couldn't figure out from where. On her profile it said she was a Transsexual. I am cool with TS people so that wasn't a problem, but...
It turns out back in grade 8 she was the guy who used to beat me up.
I saw a personal ad online and the girl looked kind of pretty. I answered it and said hi and all that, she wrote back and said hi and i sent her my pic. She had a yahoo account so i went and looked at her profile.
She looked kind of familiar but i couldn't figure out from where. On her profile it said she was a Transsexual. I am cool with TS people so that wasn't a problem, but...
It turns out back in grade 8 she was the guy who used to beat me up.
Tuesday, April 19, 2005
Hello to my new even crappier job
Today i got re-hired by my boss and put into an even worse job than before. Instead of standing in one place and taking abuse, i now get to walk around and be abused. But in this job i get to abuse people right back. Now i can't actually hit people but i can make fun of them, to some degree.
Wednesday, April 13, 2005
Goodbye to my crappy controversial job
In 24 hrs i will officially be unemployed. I have left my job and decided to make a go of it as a writer. While this means i won't get to see Jill Whitlow again (the horror), it also means i won't have to put up with any garbage.
You must understand that my job REALLY sucks. Most jobs don't have you dealing with dead bodies and idiots on a semi-regular basis.
What makes my job controversial? Besides meeting glamorous celebrities, i also meet the worst of the worst.
I overheard one of the people involved in the government scandal (ooo, see how i avoided any potentially illegal statement, pretty crafty huh?) saying that he had used government funds to buy himself a luxury condominium.
Go hog wild media types, he doesn't want this in the public and wants it kept "Private" (hint a 2 year old could figure out).
You must understand that my job REALLY sucks. Most jobs don't have you dealing with dead bodies and idiots on a semi-regular basis.
What makes my job controversial? Besides meeting glamorous celebrities, i also meet the worst of the worst.
I overheard one of the people involved in the government scandal (ooo, see how i avoided any potentially illegal statement, pretty crafty huh?) saying that he had used government funds to buy himself a luxury condominium.
Go hog wild media types, he doesn't want this in the public and wants it kept "Private" (hint a 2 year old could figure out).
Saturday, April 02, 2005
Pope Jean Paul
The pope has died.
I haven't always loved him, or agreed with everything he said. I do respect the man for what he did and who he was. He was a great man who fought literally till his dying day for freedom, peace and justice.
I am pro-choice and pro-gay rights, so obviously we disagreed on those points. Yet i still respect him, and thank God for making him pope.
I haven't always loved him, or agreed with everything he said. I do respect the man for what he did and who he was. He was a great man who fought literally till his dying day for freedom, peace and justice.
I am pro-choice and pro-gay rights, so obviously we disagreed on those points. Yet i still respect him, and thank God for making him pope.
