Friday, November 04, 2005
Star wars episode three is utter crap
Don't see this movie. It's horrible. Here are my big complaints with the film:
1) General Grievous is more or less "Sirrus" from the movie "Galaxy Quest". Watch the sequence when he is fighting Obi-Wan with the light sabers and says "You Fool". They even look similar.
2) The droid army is pathetic, really. Why would you build robots that run away? Why would you make them with "cute" voices? As it is they look like big metal Jar-Jars.
3) The tarzan yell in the wookie fight scene really bothered me. It's out of place and has no reason to be in a serious film. If you're trying to make the audience suspend disbelief, purposely reminding them that they are watching a movie isn't the best way to go about it.
4) When i want to see action, i watch an action movie. When i want to watch a political thriller, i go and see a tom clancy movie. Watching George Lucas make primarily a political movie is like watching Ron Jeremy do shakespeare.
I regret spending 23 dollars buying the DVD.
1) General Grievous is more or less "Sirrus" from the movie "Galaxy Quest". Watch the sequence when he is fighting Obi-Wan with the light sabers and says "You Fool". They even look similar.
2) The droid army is pathetic, really. Why would you build robots that run away? Why would you make them with "cute" voices? As it is they look like big metal Jar-Jars.
3) The tarzan yell in the wookie fight scene really bothered me. It's out of place and has no reason to be in a serious film. If you're trying to make the audience suspend disbelief, purposely reminding them that they are watching a movie isn't the best way to go about it.
4) When i want to see action, i watch an action movie. When i want to watch a political thriller, i go and see a tom clancy movie. Watching George Lucas make primarily a political movie is like watching Ron Jeremy do shakespeare.
I regret spending 23 dollars buying the DVD.
