Thursday, May 26, 2005
Back to crap work
Unemployment was fun while it lasted. I got called in for a 9 hr shift starting at 4:30 and you have no idea how horrible that is.
My dad is going to hook me up with some advertising people and i'm going to work for them.
I wanted to tell my boss i am leaving and this is the end, but the guy i was replacing just had a heart attack and they are totally screwed there.
My dad is going to hook me up with some advertising people and i'm going to work for them.
I wanted to tell my boss i am leaving and this is the end, but the guy i was replacing just had a heart attack and they are totally screwed there.
Monday, May 23, 2005
First week of unemployment
This is my fifth day without work. What have i done so far?
1) Bought a -load of stuff. Why? I'm an idiot. Things i have bought so far include 3 tv show episodes with Jill Whitlow for my fansite, hair remover cream, and a game called "Command and Conquer". It's a darn good game.
2) De-haired my legs. I did a horrible job of it. The stuff smells like crap and is hard to work with. But it does work and i'll get the hang of it. The question is why would a male want to de-hair his body? Well, when you can braid your arm hairs then it is time for a change.
3) Got hooked on "toro". It's a drink that's a rip off of red bull.
4) I wrote up a storm! I have three new stories done that are pretty good.
5) Got called back to work for a 5 hr shift. Work is so boring i can't stand it anymore. I made up some new resumes but this time i want real work.
1) Bought a -load of stuff. Why? I'm an idiot. Things i have bought so far include 3 tv show episodes with Jill Whitlow for my fansite, hair remover cream, and a game called "Command and Conquer". It's a darn good game.
2) De-haired my legs. I did a horrible job of it. The stuff smells like crap and is hard to work with. But it does work and i'll get the hang of it. The question is why would a male want to de-hair his body? Well, when you can braid your arm hairs then it is time for a change.
3) Got hooked on "toro". It's a drink that's a rip off of red bull.
4) I wrote up a storm! I have three new stories done that are pretty good.
5) Got called back to work for a 5 hr shift. Work is so boring i can't stand it anymore. I made up some new resumes but this time i want real work.
Saturday, May 14, 2005
Interesting girls i have met on line
My ex fiancee: She was actually not such a bad person, but i am going to call her a ho because i'm immature. It started going downhill when her boyfreind answered the phone one day. Ho had "borrowed" 80$ and was trying for the grand prize of 1500 when this occured. Lesson learned, stay away from the Russian girls.
The Annas: Lesson rapidly forgotten. I have a thing for russians. I met two incredible russian girls, both named Anna. Anna K was wonderful, but my parents didn't like her. She is married now :(
Anna S is a great girl. She's not married but has a boyfreind now. Really cool girl.
Samantha: A slightly twisted 17 year old i met on line. Very odd girl but she grows on you. I haven't talked to her for a year and i miss her.
Val: Val was a really nice girl i met on line and she always wanted to hook up. Total party girl. She wanted to come up and get a hotel room with me and spend some time in a city up here. She kept popping up now and then and we chatted on the phone, then i didn't see her for a long time. I talked to her roommate and found out that she had died of HIV. She had lots of boyfreinds that didn't know she was infected, and god knows how close i came.
Anna: This Anna deserves her own category. She was a very beautiful girl next door type who wanted my body. Now you might be thinking "You lucky devil, wish it was me" but she wanted my body in the Dr. Frankenstein sense of the word. You see, This particular girl next door wants to be the boy next door. She wants to have her brain removed from her body and put into a willing male donor, who would then get her body. Besides being freaking weird, it is also impossible. I explained this to her, but she thinks it would be less of a shock to her parents if she did it that way. I do not know if she is still the "Girl next door" type or if she's changed. I wish her well in her deranged quest.
Alfia: Alfia is, or was, the biggest ho on the net. She bilked hundreds of men out of money and was making loads of money. Now her skanky butt is stuck in a russian Jail for 5-10 years with her idiot husband. I wish her well in her new career path of fighting for scraps of food.
The Annas: Lesson rapidly forgotten. I have a thing for russians. I met two incredible russian girls, both named Anna. Anna K was wonderful, but my parents didn't like her. She is married now :(
Anna S is a great girl. She's not married but has a boyfreind now. Really cool girl.
Samantha: A slightly twisted 17 year old i met on line. Very odd girl but she grows on you. I haven't talked to her for a year and i miss her.
Val: Val was a really nice girl i met on line and she always wanted to hook up. Total party girl. She wanted to come up and get a hotel room with me and spend some time in a city up here. She kept popping up now and then and we chatted on the phone, then i didn't see her for a long time. I talked to her roommate and found out that she had died of HIV. She had lots of boyfreinds that didn't know she was infected, and god knows how close i came.
Anna: This Anna deserves her own category. She was a very beautiful girl next door type who wanted my body. Now you might be thinking "You lucky devil, wish it was me" but she wanted my body in the Dr. Frankenstein sense of the word. You see, This particular girl next door wants to be the boy next door. She wants to have her brain removed from her body and put into a willing male donor, who would then get her body. Besides being freaking weird, it is also impossible. I explained this to her, but she thinks it would be less of a shock to her parents if she did it that way. I do not know if she is still the "Girl next door" type or if she's changed. I wish her well in her deranged quest.
Alfia: Alfia is, or was, the biggest ho on the net. She bilked hundreds of men out of money and was making loads of money. Now her skanky butt is stuck in a russian Jail for 5-10 years with her idiot husband. I wish her well in her new career path of fighting for scraps of food.
Friday, May 13, 2005
My stupid work
Well, about 2 weeks after being "cut" i am now working more or less full time again. they tried to get me to work 7 days in a row but i said no.
My job is kind of cloak and dagger stuff, i can't say what it is that i do but i can say that it is hideously boring beyond belief. Kind of like "Splinter cell" except you don't get any neat guns or anything and just sit there.
My boss, idiot girl, decided to cut our staff and add a security device. The device doesn't work, and everyone they fired already found new jobs. That means that the rest of the people have to do overtime and no one gets vacations as no one can cover the missing spots.
So i think i will be officially quitting or on a "day off" go and pass out resumes. Maybe i will go and learn to program C++.
My job is kind of cloak and dagger stuff, i can't say what it is that i do but i can say that it is hideously boring beyond belief. Kind of like "Splinter cell" except you don't get any neat guns or anything and just sit there.
My boss, idiot girl, decided to cut our staff and add a security device. The device doesn't work, and everyone they fired already found new jobs. That means that the rest of the people have to do overtime and no one gets vacations as no one can cover the missing spots.
So i think i will be officially quitting or on a "day off" go and pass out resumes. Maybe i will go and learn to program C++.
Humanity's greatest achievement
Monday, May 09, 2005
Ralph Wiggums quotes translated into latin
meus cattus spiritus nidor amo cattus victus (my cats breath smells like cat food)
ego reputo ego madidus meus cubile (I think I wet my bed)
ut ego impendo sursum ego sum iens ut bovis universitas (When I grow up I’m going to bovine university)
ego motus morbus in vestri muneris (I got carsick in your office)
Is est contactus meus proprius locus (She’s touching my special area)
Ut qua ego visum vegrandis viridis alio , is dico mihi ustulo res (That’s where I saw the leprechaun, he tells me to burn things)
vultus magnus abbas , is est ordinarius abbas (Look big daddy, it’s regular daddy)
Abbas is sapor amo amplitude (Daddy this tastes like grandma)
Ego instituo a lunar silicis in meus nasal obduco (I found a moon rock in my nose)
Ego sum vix. Quoque vix ut vel madidus meus pardus (I’m scared. Too scared to even wet my pants)
ego reputo ego madidus meus cubile (I think I wet my bed)
ut ego impendo sursum ego sum iens ut bovis universitas (When I grow up I’m going to bovine university)
ego motus morbus in vestri muneris (I got carsick in your office)
Is est contactus meus proprius locus (She’s touching my special area)
Ut qua ego visum vegrandis viridis alio , is dico mihi ustulo res (That’s where I saw the leprechaun, he tells me to burn things)
vultus magnus abbas , is est ordinarius abbas (Look big daddy, it’s regular daddy)
Abbas is sapor amo amplitude (Daddy this tastes like grandma)
Ego instituo a lunar silicis in meus nasal obduco (I found a moon rock in my nose)
Ego sum vix. Quoque vix ut vel madidus meus pardus (I’m scared. Too scared to even wet my pants)
