Friday, March 31, 2006
Steven Colbert
In the news recently, serial drunk driver Matt Brownlee got off of another drunk driving charge because Shania Twain used her psychic powers to tell him to drive.
In that same vein, i am blaming Steven Colbert of the Colbert report for my failure to keep my new years resolution to avoid fat. He has forced me to consume large amounts of kentucky fried chicken and chocolate, as well as copious amounts of cola beverages.
I have one message for Steven Colbert.
It is on Bitch.
I'm going to use my psychic powers to cause YOU to overeat. Since you love America and all things American, lets see how much you like eating eighteen hundred slices of American Cheese.
Let the psychic battle begin!
In that same vein, i am blaming Steven Colbert of the Colbert report for my failure to keep my new years resolution to avoid fat. He has forced me to consume large amounts of kentucky fried chicken and chocolate, as well as copious amounts of cola beverages.
I have one message for Steven Colbert.
It is on Bitch.
I'm going to use my psychic powers to cause YOU to overeat. Since you love America and all things American, lets see how much you like eating eighteen hundred slices of American Cheese.
Let the psychic battle begin!
Tuesday, March 28, 2006
Lobster Curry and Vegetable juice
Ok this is a good recipie if you have a magic bullet.
Equal amounts of milk and couscous
Lobster or shrimp to taste (I used two ice cube shaped cubes of lobster)
Curry powder (I used a very hot citrus curry, real indian curry)
Salt
Water
Put the lobster, dash of water, and milk in the Large Cup. Add curry and attach the 4 pronged blade. Mix on the bullet till it is fairly smooth. Unscrew and knock off any lobster bits. Put in microwave without top (Or the shaker top if you are worried about splatters) for 3 minutes or untill it is boiling. Add couscous and salt, stir, and cover with lid. Let sit for 5 mins. If couscous is "Crunchy" add some water, heat and cover again.
Vegetable juice
The juicer on the bullet is cruddy. What i do is put all the vegetables in the blender, mince them really good, then run them through a strainer. Take what is left over, add some olive oil, a spoonful of the previously juiced mix and some water. Puree again and strain.
Add salt and you are done.
Equal amounts of milk and couscous
Lobster or shrimp to taste (I used two ice cube shaped cubes of lobster)
Curry powder (I used a very hot citrus curry, real indian curry)
Salt
Water
Put the lobster, dash of water, and milk in the Large Cup. Add curry and attach the 4 pronged blade. Mix on the bullet till it is fairly smooth. Unscrew and knock off any lobster bits. Put in microwave without top (Or the shaker top if you are worried about splatters) for 3 minutes or untill it is boiling. Add couscous and salt, stir, and cover with lid. Let sit for 5 mins. If couscous is "Crunchy" add some water, heat and cover again.
Vegetable juice
The juicer on the bullet is cruddy. What i do is put all the vegetables in the blender, mince them really good, then run them through a strainer. Take what is left over, add some olive oil, a spoonful of the previously juiced mix and some water. Puree again and strain.
Add salt and you are done.
Monday, March 06, 2006
D'Angelo caesar mix
This is the most horrid thing i have ever inflicted on my gullet. I had a drink of it from a 1.35 liter bottle, and shortly thereafter had a 1.35 "Funeral in the porcelan sea".
The Keg is as good, if not better, than clamato. Clamato is great. Avoid D'angelo at all costs. Saw of your arms to avoid drinking it, if you have to. Do anything but do not drink this horrid concoction!!!!
The Keg is as good, if not better, than clamato. Clamato is great. Avoid D'angelo at all costs. Saw of your arms to avoid drinking it, if you have to. Do anything but do not drink this horrid concoction!!!!
