Saturday, May 14, 2005

 

Interesting girls i have met on line

My ex fiancee: She was actually not such a bad person, but i am going to call her a ho because i'm immature. It started going downhill when her boyfreind answered the phone one day. Ho had "borrowed" 80$ and was trying for the grand prize of 1500 when this occured. Lesson learned, stay away from the Russian girls.

The Annas: Lesson rapidly forgotten. I have a thing for russians. I met two incredible russian girls, both named Anna. Anna K was wonderful, but my parents didn't like her. She is married now :(
Anna S is a great girl. She's not married but has a boyfreind now. Really cool girl.

Samantha: A slightly twisted 17 year old i met on line. Very odd girl but she grows on you. I haven't talked to her for a year and i miss her.

Val: Val was a really nice girl i met on line and she always wanted to hook up. Total party girl. She wanted to come up and get a hotel room with me and spend some time in a city up here. She kept popping up now and then and we chatted on the phone, then i didn't see her for a long time. I talked to her roommate and found out that she had died of HIV. She had lots of boyfreinds that didn't know she was infected, and god knows how close i came.

Anna: This Anna deserves her own category. She was a very beautiful girl next door type who wanted my body. Now you might be thinking "You lucky devil, wish it was me" but she wanted my body in the Dr. Frankenstein sense of the word. You see, This particular girl next door wants to be the boy next door. She wants to have her brain removed from her body and put into a willing male donor, who would then get her body. Besides being freaking weird, it is also impossible. I explained this to her, but she thinks it would be less of a shock to her parents if she did it that way. I do not know if she is still the "Girl next door" type or if she's changed. I wish her well in her deranged quest.

Alfia: Alfia is, or was, the biggest ho on the net. She bilked hundreds of men out of money and was making loads of money. Now her skanky butt is stuck in a russian Jail for 5-10 years with her idiot husband. I wish her well in her new career path of fighting for scraps of food.

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