Some guy's adventures

meus cattus spiritus nidor amo cattus victus (my cats breath smells like cat food)

ego reputo ego madidus meus cubile (I think I wet my bed)

ut ego impendo sursum ego sum iens ut bovis universitas (When I grow up I’m going to bovine university)

ego motus morbus in vestri muneris (I got carsick in your office)

Is est contactus meus proprius locus (She’s touching my special area)

Ut qua ego visum vegrandis viridis alio , is dico mihi ustulo res (That’s where I saw the leprechaun, he tells me to burn things)

vultus magnus abbas , is est ordinarius abbas (Look big daddy, it’s regular daddy)

Abbas is sapor amo amplitude (Daddy this tastes like grandma)

Ego instituo a lunar silicis in meus nasal obduco (I found a moon rock in my nose)

Ego sum vix. Quoque vix ut vel madidus meus pardus (I’m scared. Too scared to even wet my pants)