Friday, March 31, 2006
Steven Colbert
In the news recently, serial drunk driver Matt Brownlee got off of another drunk driving charge because Shania Twain used her psychic powers to tell him to drive.
In that same vein, i am blaming Steven Colbert of the Colbert report for my failure to keep my new years resolution to avoid fat. He has forced me to consume large amounts of kentucky fried chicken and chocolate, as well as copious amounts of cola beverages.
I have one message for Steven Colbert.
It is on Bitch.
I'm going to use my psychic powers to cause YOU to overeat. Since you love America and all things American, lets see how much you like eating eighteen hundred slices of American Cheese.
Let the psychic battle begin!
In that same vein, i am blaming Steven Colbert of the Colbert report for my failure to keep my new years resolution to avoid fat. He has forced me to consume large amounts of kentucky fried chicken and chocolate, as well as copious amounts of cola beverages.
I have one message for Steven Colbert.
It is on Bitch.
I'm going to use my psychic powers to cause YOU to overeat. Since you love America and all things American, lets see how much you like eating eighteen hundred slices of American Cheese.
Let the psychic battle begin!
