Some guy's adventures

Pierre Poilievre and Stockwell day have reached an all time level of idiocy.

Their pet bill c-10 bars anyone in Canada from making a film with violence, sex, or any sort of offensive imagery. This is their moral stand to please Canadian christian groups.

Unfortunately, they sold out their morals to the American film producers. This has resulted in a situation where the Canadian government is giving taxpayer money to Americans to come into Canada and do jobs that Canadians want to do but are forbidden to by law. This will benefit no one and anger everyone.

I had written a very distatsteful letter to my MP Pierre Poilivre in which i asked him if he intended to begin fellatiating Liberals at random since he is doing everything possible to lose the election.

PP is the poster boy for what is wrong with the conservative party. He is pushing his christian views onto the public with sickening force. Besides the censorship bill c-10, he has recently decided that Ontario isn't going to support transsexual surgeries. This affects maybe 8 people in Ontario and isn't going to make much difference either way. He wants to make sure that taxpayer money isn't spent on things like sex changes. I guess he forgot that the transsexuals and their families pay taxes too.

What happens when he decides that Ontario isn't going to cover abortions, or when Stockwell day decides that Creationism will be taught in schools? This is a very slippery slope that Pierre has pushed Canada down.

I am back up to 194 pounds. I think this was caused by me switching back to sugared soda instead of diet in the belief that it causes cancer. I switched back to diet, as there is no real evidence either way.

I bought a new digital camera, it is pretty cool and it has a video function too! I love my new camera.

I finally got my hands on 6 episodes of the tv show "tribes". I run a jill whitlow fan site and had been looking for this for years, finally i found it and it has a whole 6 seconds of her in it. Yee-Hah!

I am a member of the conservative party. I worked on Pierre Poilivere's campaign and donated money to get him elected.

Yesterday i wrote him an email where i said some very bad things, bad enough that his office called me back. I was at work and wasn't able to take his call.

Pierre Poilivere is a useless idiot. He has done everything possible to prove the Conservative stereotype. He constantly pushes God and with this latest transsexual Row has proven that he can't be trusted with power.

I have some transsexual friends and they are great people, but that's only the tip of the iceberg. What happens when Pierre decides that he doesn't like HIV treatments, or abortions? What happens when he decides that he doesn't like evolution, or wants creationism given equal time?

There are some transsexual conditions that are caused by certain medications, such as Avodar and Propecia. Women who are exposed to these drugs can bear male children who develop as females with male sex organs, natural born transsexuals. Should these people be tossed out in the cold because Pierre thinks they have transsexual cooties?

I also detest the sniveling weasel because his support of Bill c-10 has made it impossible for me to produce my horror related television show.

I wrote this up and submitted it to cracked.com but they apparently were not interested so i decided to post it here instead.

7 comic characters that were based on real life persons

Shadowcat
Who is she? Shadowcat, aka Katherine Pryde, is one of the x-men, a team of mutant superheroes made popular in the Marvel series of comics and movies. She has the mutant ability to walk through walls and disable electronics at a touch.
Who was she based on? Katherine Pryde, a woman who went to school with Marvel Artist John Byrne and went on to become an internationally famous artist in her own right.
What happened? Mr. Byrne liked her name and asked if he could use it in a comic. At first, the young Katherine Pryde thought nothing would come of it. Then years later she got a package containing the first hand drawn Shadowcat and a signed comic book with her first appearance. As the character’s popularity grew, so did her own. After several action figures, a record, and countless nerds tracking her down, she abbreviated her name to K.D. Pryde to avoid fans asking for her autograph.

Tony Twist
Who is he? Tony Twist was one of Spawn’s enemies in the comic series. Without getting into any legally damaging situations, the fictional Tony Twist was a bad guy.
Who was He based on? Todd Mcfarlane based the character on “Anthony Twist”, a NHL player with a reputation for violence and intimidation.
What happened? Mr. Twist did not appreciate his likeness being used in a comic in a negative way and sued for 15 million dollars.

Captain America
Who was he? Steve Rodgers, a young man who was injected with a chemical substance in 1943. This turned him into a stronger, faster “super soldier” who went on to fight the Nazis and help win WW2.
Who was he based on? This is one of those “Too weird to be true tales”. At the time that “Captain America” was being written, the U.S. military was actually experimenting with chemicals to turn men into “super soldiers”. The chemical involved was called “Catabolized Amphetamines” or “CAT”. It did make soldiers who took it stronger, faster, and more reactive than those who did not. It had the unfortunate side effect of driving them completely insane. The recipie for CAT was locked in a vault for decades. Later on, the military would try again except that instead of catabolizing the amphetamines, they would add a methyl group to it. The methylated amphetamines were much easier to make, but were extremely addictive and caused insanity. The compound was declared “top secret” and locked away.
What happened? Someone thought it would be a good idea to open classified military vaults from decades ago, and methylated amphetamines, or meth, became commonplace.

Lianne Cartman
Who is she? She is the hermaphroditic promiscuous parent of Eric Cartman on Southpark, who often poses for “Crackwhore” magazine.
Who was she based on? She was based on Trey Parker’s former Fiancee, named Lianne.
What happened? Just a wild guess, but having a hermaphrodite promiscuous drug addict named after you means it’s over.

Mr. Burns
Who is he? The out of touch reclusive billionaire on the Simpsons.
Who was he based on? The out of touch reclusive Norwegian Billionaire Frederick Olson.
What happened? Nothing. He probably never watched the show.

Lois Lane
Who is she? Superman’s girlfriend and later wife.
Who was she based on? Joanne Carter, a model hired by the creators to provide the body image for Lois Lane.
What happened? She married one of the creators, Jerry Siegel. In a strange turn of events, she was denied any rights to the character of Lois Lane and any other characters, despite the fact that she was the basis of the character and her deceased husband had created them. On April 16 1999, She and her daughter were granted 50% of all rights related to superman or related charecters in any and all medium.

Betty Boop
Who is she? An animated 1930’s animated sex symbol
Who was she based on? Helen Kane, a singer and actress popular at the time.
What happened? Helen Kane sued the producers of Betty Boop, claiming that they had stolen her “Boop-oop-a-doop” line. Her career had gone downhill since the 30’s, and Paramount had promoted Betty Boop over her. She eventually lost the case because of two facts. Firstly, Betty Boop was quite similar to Clara Bow, another actress of that era. Secondly, a black singer known as “Baby Ester” had beaten them both by years.

It's been a long, long time since i've made a blog entry. So what is new with me?

I am down to 185 pounds now.

I seem to only be able to date redheaded russian girls named Anna. I think it's some sort of genetic disorder.

I opened up my production company to outside scripts. I got one about an inflatable gay sex doll named "Genitalio" who wants to be a real little boy. This is wrong on so many levels it is scary.

I spend way too much money on Amazon.

I've decided i am the world's biggest loser and i challenge all to the title.

Anna Svidersky was a 17 year old girl who was stabbed to death by a lunatic 6 days before her 18th birthday. She was a random victim, selected only because the man who killed her wanted to kill. Her murder occured on April 20th, 2006.

Whoever you are and whatever you are doing, i want you to take a moment to think about all the important people in your life. They can vanish in a heartbeat.

To the family of Anna, I can only extend my sympathies. She was a truly beautiful person, and from what i have read of her, a talented artist with an exceptional personality.

I did not know her personally but her death was abbhorent.

I met a really nice girl online that both my readers should say hi to, her name is Kayli and she's really great!

http://kaylielise.blogspot.com/